Hillary’s looking for a job

Open position: Nanny/President, I’m not sure which
Job description: Take care of my family and me.
Salary: $400,000
Benefits: Unlimited power

“At the end of the day, […] You hire a president to solve problems and take care of you and your family,” she said.

That’s the fundamental problem with our government citizenship today. Everyone wants it to take care of them. In order for the government to take care of you, it has to take away from me. Everyone has their pet cause… Farm subsidies, gay marriage, roads, health care, welfare…

Just remember: Everything that the government offers to GIVE to you, it first must STEAL from someone else.  What Hillary Clinton is actually saying is,

“At the end of the day, you hire a president to take stuff away from those you envy and give that stuff to you.”

Be careful lest you someday find yourself in a position envied by the mass-electorate, where your justly-accumulated resources are subject to vote and redistribution.